FickleMinded

—Since we celebrate our 6th anniversary last Sunday, I just thought that I will post a saying about married life, but I opt to post the funny one.

1. “Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”-Jeff Foxworthy
2. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow
3. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”-Groucho Marx
4. “I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson
5. “My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.” -Unknown
6. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”-Rodney Dangerfield
7. “Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.”-Maryon Pearson
8. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”-Zsa Zsa Gabor
9. “If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”-Lawrence Housman
10. “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” -James Holt McGavran
11. “All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” -Raymond Hull
12. “The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.”-Bertrand Russell
13. “Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.” -Elbert Hubbard